Animals: Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't...

By Anonymous - 28/02/2010 11:16 - Canada

Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him… but I can hear him in the walls. FML

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Sunday 28 February 2010 16:05

He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...

pandorasnymph 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:03

scary

Comments

willou35_fml 13

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:13

lol

sykes831 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:14

LOLOL squirrels are realllllyyy scary creatures

loski87 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:44

I agree. I hate squirrles

_whoops 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:16

aww thats too bad hopefully you figure out what to do to get rid of it

stacestaceoox 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:16

yeah um number 9 I don't think they have someone fir squrils being in your walls. good fight tho

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:19

well.. Germaine has one....... Oo

erjaguam 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:20

he's driving the op nuts.

Darkangels_fml 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:20

yo that squirrel be trollin

gooseneckk 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:54

^ lol

stuffy25 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:21

poor squrriel

iRobynM 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:28

LMAO!!

xx3ginaxx3 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:30

it's not a big deal, where I live, there's tons of squirrels

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