Animals: Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look...

By tammy - 15/08/2010 17:24 - France

Today, a wasp stung my nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look like I'm growing a third breast. FML

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Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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Sunday 15 August 2010 23:15

Keep a shirt on next time you go outside.

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Sunday 15 August 2010 23:08

That's pretty funny

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Saturday 16 January 2016 3:41

Did it pierce through your shirt or are you nude outdoors? o.O

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