Miscellaneous: Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 05:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, a tiny worm was wriggling across the screen of my Mac laptop. I tried to wipe it away with my thumb, but it just kept crawling. Turns out the worm lives *inside* my screen, beneath the glass. FML

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Friday 21 March 2014 16:26

The worm found the wrong Apple

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Friday 21 March 2014 16:27

How is it able to survive inside there ?

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over9000skittles 15

Monday 31 March 2014 4:54

Watch Boku no Pico. That'll surely get the worm out of your computer.

ChicagoMMA 1

Monday 14 April 2014 18:25

Well it is an Apple......

KittyHawkMarch 29

Friday 7 November 2014 6:17

That's creepy as ****.

timmay801 10

Wednesday 25 March 2015 13:09

Now u have a little friend

nottheuglyfriend 20

Wednesday 6 May 2015 0:48

Name it and keep it as a pet.

Pilotdog 10

Wednesday 13 May 2015 6:01

Only thing Macs are good for..

Paws_Cat 29

Sunday 23 August 2015 15:16

Talk about a computer bug!

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