Kids: Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He...

By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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Sorry sweetie

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Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Collin - 10/06/2010 19:59 - United States

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Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 4 September 2014 12:02

You should have said "its okay" by pinching his nose

tony1891 22

Thursday 4 September 2014 12:03

how does he say hello i wonder?

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mlustpdx 17

Thursday 4 September 2014 19:43

I would of punted the littte brat

gageman05 2

Thursday 4 September 2014 21:09

That's not an apology

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 4 September 2014 22:19

unique apology...

CharismaGeek 19

Thursday 4 September 2014 22:43

"Apologized"?

GentlemanBastard 15

Thursday 4 September 2014 22:55

That's how you say sorry in Vampire?

Big_Pickle 18

Thursday 4 September 2014 23:07

Looks like he didn't pass either.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Sunday 7 September 2014 3:32

He ain't got time fo dem flowahs!

pere 11

Friday 5 September 2014 1:02

Maybe you could request him quarantined for rabies observation.

redstone7693 29

Friday 5 September 2014 1:41

You should apologize by kicking him in the face

dimos4ever_fml 26

Friday 5 September 2014 1:55

Was he Suarez's son? If yes, this explains it all !

jeriaslovesyou 16

Friday 5 September 2014 12:21

I would've threw him into the pool. Little shit lol.

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