Miscellaneous: Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held... - FML

By nice guys finish last - 20/08/2013 04:01 - United States - Smyrna

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML

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ggabrams 14

Tuesday 20 August 2013 12:08

Well that's unfortunate.

lylotrezor 20

Tuesday 20 August 2013 12:09

I'd definitely tableflip at that kind of ungratefulness.

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hurley12 30

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:56

Well, he better have apologized!

bonesofkhaos 9

Wednesday 21 August 2013 0:56

Story of my life

stitesy29 18

Wednesday 21 August 2013 2:39

Thats hilarious

mali90 5

Wednesday 21 August 2013 6:05

look what happens when you are nice

wobbley 9

Thursday 22 August 2013 2:06

Fail.

8born8 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 0:28

Chivalry: dead. Manners: deceased. Common decency towards a fellow human being: MIA...

epiphone123 12

Sunday 8 September 2013 17:53

lmao

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