By poncho55 - 21/02/2015 20:28

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML
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No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.

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lifemyfucker 2

I guess your sleeping on the couch tonight

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chef4money 12

I suffer night terrors and my husband has received the middle of the night punches and kicks many times. I'm glad you posted an update and that your husband ended up laughing about it. Now he knows you can put up a good fight if you are ever attacked.

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EpicAsh007 15

Plot twist your being robed by your husband

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MrZsDad 19

Good thing he doesnt watch the Walkimg Dead...

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Vwaon 1

more like **** your husband's life

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_sammybear_ 2

You were with him for that long and just found out?

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Holy_Schnikes 23

I got into an argument once with my Fiancé in a dream and he called me a bitch, I went to punch him and woke up just as my fist hit his shoulder. luckly he didn't wake up that time. I told him about it the next morning.

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