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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML

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steelersfan78 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:01

This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?

schwancy 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:11

Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:31

Gold digger.

C19_fml 9

Tuesday 19 October 2010 15:06

Wheat-thin digger.

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Tuesday 19 October 2010 17:36

^win

stitch_book 4

Tuesday 19 October 2010 10:35

wait a minute ... you may have given him your number despite the cheesy line, but then decided not to because he didn't have an iphone? you're b*tching because the guy who hit on you didn't have an iphone? am ... am i reading this right?! are there REALLY people out there who judge you by your f*cking phone?!?!