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meatloaf11 - 16/06/2016 01:32 - United States

Today, A girl turned me down for a date because she, "doesn't really eat dinner." FML

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unspoken96 9

Thursday 16 June 2016 16:29

uh....it might be true. instead of being upset see why she doesn't

trucker2 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 21:32

Perhaps ask her to lunch...

unspoken96 9

Thursday 16 June 2016 16:29

uh....it might be true. instead of being upset see why she doesn't

trucker2 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 21:32

Perhaps ask her to lunch...

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