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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

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MathewBlack 14

Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Apparently 'swag' gets you through medical school..

Jacksparrow72 21

Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Wow, would you like ice for that burn?

Comments

BrashlyHonest20 4

Monday 11 February 2013 19:59

Just don't respond to random people who come up to you and talk like that.

Harshdfml 14

Monday 11 February 2013 20:01

Win ^

ballbearing 10

Monday 11 February 2013 20:11

She may have her high school education but she still seems to lack a certain maturity.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Monday 11 February 2013 20:12

She won't feel so clever once she realises she left her iphone inside some old lady's stomach. Seriously, she can't be that great of a surgeon, since she sounds pathetically insecure.