Animals: Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the...

By Xandriajoy10 - 08/03/2016 11:56 - Australia

Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML

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Comments

opiate_ape 10

Thursday 10 March 2016 12:05

You've had a remarkably un-horrific life it seems.

kkhk1 7

Friday 11 March 2016 18:00

That is literally one of my worst fears

acps199610 12

Friday 11 March 2016 18:36

I would much rather dying than having bug flying into my ear. FYL

Airbell12 11

Sunday 13 March 2016 0:22

One time I almost snorted a fly.

xxpinkblinkxx 13

Tuesday 15 March 2016 1:46

A fly flew up my nose and died just before I walked into my 2 hour exam once

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