Miscellaneous: Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my...

By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:02 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, a drunk man started yelling at the lamppost outside my house, demanding to be let inside, all while my neighbors watched. That man is my dad. FML

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UnluckyLatina 22

Saturday 2 May 2015 8:38

Lampposts can be assholes sometimes

BoeingAirbus 4

Saturday 2 May 2015 8:44

Are you saying that talking to lampposts isn't normal?

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OhYouMad 12

Saturday 2 May 2015 14:30

Ohhh why can I relate this....

headonthedoor 5

Saturday 2 May 2015 16:05

But he has already been let into Narnia if he's reached the lamppost

chikinscratch00 8

Sunday 3 May 2015 4:21

lol ****** up

amelia_suhayda 22

Sunday 3 May 2015 6:47

Hello fellow Nevadan, and welcome.

gman422011 4

Sunday 3 May 2015 20:03

Narnia is near....

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