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By Ama_544347571 - 24/05/2017 16:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, a customer came to my shop and asked our shop assistant if we had Smart TVs. She replied, "No we only have LG and Samsung." FML

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Wednesday 24 May 2017 18:05

It looks like you don't carry Smart Employees.

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Sounds like my stepdad, except he is 70 and can't grasp technology and it's terms.

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Sunday 11 June 2017 14:54

Was she trained ?

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