Intimacy: Time consumed

Time consumed

By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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Sunday 18 March 2012 9:20

Why not try shaving down there? Girls like it because they don't have to smell your nasty sweat.

H_Brazell09 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:22

Maybe this is a sign to start shaving.

Comments

jbear380 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:33

Seems like a small price to pay, for some head.

Pebbles89 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:34

Hopefully, he at least got to finish.

THeroinCZ 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:34

Well...was it worth it? :D

JayDeLaGhetto 7

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:37

Dirty mouth?

laurbear12 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 9:38

Instead of wasting an hour and a half, why not take 5 minutes to shave/ cut the pubes that have gum on them? If you're really attached, don't worry...they'll grow back ;)