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This is my annoyed face

By beccaj_ilh - 06/09/2009 15:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML

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ky_stone22 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:08

well i blush all the time too...it can get embarrassing sometimes, i suppose, but at least someone thinks you're pretty :)

katamaridamacy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 20:10

I randomly turn bright red, embarrassed or not. Sometimes it comes at inopportune times.

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TheAspieDork 27

Tuesday 24 May 2016 3:08

I can understand that. I tend to blush when I'm uncomfortable or offended.

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