Love: The truth - FML

The truth

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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kristenlee 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:08

Today, somebody lied to me over the internet. FML.

RiverRelic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:07

Which means he's a married 48 year old man from New Jersey - or some dude you know from work.

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shannon2348 14

Sunday 13 October 2019 7:27

you've fallen in love with him twice? that's not love since you don't actually know him. ydi

peterblackmer91 12

Sunday 14 March 2021 5:58

Oh please.

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