Cars, Accident and Transportation: The Thin White Duke

The Thin White Duke

By DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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BigBoyBounce 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:50

Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:57

I don't blame you. David Bowie's one sexy beast ;)

Comments

white16sox 19

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:14

18, stop sign*

white16sox 19

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:18

32, a lot of people post on here knowing they'll get more YDI's than FYL's.

SarahAlleen 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:23

As a fellow horrid driver, this made me giggle. Hard core.

Trisha_aus 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:31

Enough with the peets boy love agree the bloke is cute but chill there are better looking men!

Trisha_aus 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:33

Haha Noor made a joke ok...truth is Megan is plastic now..mila kunis on the other hand is a beauty!

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:51

Couldn't you hear your brake pedal screaming, "Pressure! Pushing down on me... People on the streets!"

DeannaDLH 3

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:35

It's the terror of knowing what this world is about. I bet his daughter was screaming "Let me out!" :C

wellwhatdafk30 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:53

fyl that you feel you have to answer to your daughter. I fear this planets future

xXUND3ADcityXx 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:57

My emjois won't show up ;(

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:05

Aaaaaaaawww, wham, bam, thank you, ma'am!

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:08

My thumb up times a couple billion, my favorite comment in the History of FML, I offer you my future first born and bow to your greatness

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:50

Why, thank you. I'm blushing :)

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:09

Daydreaming about sex....admit it.

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Sunday 3 May 2020 22:10

with DAVID BOWIE admit it!

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