The language of love
By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden
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at least he has humour =)
Next time you 69 let one rip on him. Sorry. Was that too far?
Yes. That is disgusting. It would ruin the mood.
It WOULD be sweet revenge, mood killer or not.
True :P Still gross though.
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I do the same thing to my fiance! she'll wait until I'm asleep to get me back...just fight dirty, he may learn....or not, I didn't learn!
Let's hope it stops at just farting .
Whenever a guy asks you to spoon HIM expect something inappropriate to happen.
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My
Your...?
His.
Her.
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Lol I meant my bf does the same thing except he pins me and farts on my face, chest and stomach. :P
Oh, of course that's what you meant. How could I not have gotten that?
100 is your profile for real? the same is true for me. we should be junkie firend like.... people.
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My iPod ****** itself in the middle of me typing. My bad.
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Let him fork you and then knife him. I don't know why I wrote that.
Awesome husband you got there
My girlfriend does this to me. xD
Oh...that's interesting?
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Yep and...YOU married him.
Now you need to come up with a way to get him back even grosser. Make him regret doing it and see the humor in it, not the disgust. :P