Dogs and Animals: The ending of Lost explained - FML

The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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BB_ava 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:11

That's the first place I'd look...

Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:09

You should be glad it's safe now :)

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puertoricanmafia 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:58

i feel ur pain borther!!

Lei_Aili 18

Friday 24 June 2011 1:54

Wow, your dog is alive and home, safe and sound. I can see why your life sucks. Poor you. You have no idea what it's really like to lose a pet, do you?

situations 3

Friday 24 June 2011 8:06

maybe you should check inside first lol

pineapplecrispii 0

Friday 24 June 2011 8:33

why did you call him it?

Matty1188 6

Friday 24 June 2011 9:26

YDI for calling a living being that I hope you love 'it'.

budd28 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:47

awwww so cute

onabones 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:42

you refer to your dog as an "it"?

seeunexttuesdays 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:46

most epic hide and seek game ever!

racsistninja 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:36

well at least u didn't lose it. but this isn't FML this is just funny cuz u never actually lost your dog.

cubancgar 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:03

I hate it when my dog does that to me too

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