Tense

By Juan - 08/01/2026 15:00

Today, my wife decided to quit nicotine. I came home to find my Xbox, Playstation, Switch, and PC burning in our fire pit. FML
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mike3775 36

I hope you are looking for a divorce attorney. I know how bad it can be when quitting cigarettes, but to destroy personal property of the spouse is unacceptable

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FluffythePink 23

Married or not, I'd have called the cops. That's coming up on a minimum of 2 grands worth of vandalism/destruction of property. Zero excuse or reason for it.

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mike3775 36

I hope you are looking for a divorce attorney. I know how bad it can be when quitting cigarettes, but to destroy personal property of the spouse is unacceptable

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FluffythePink 23

Married or not, I'd have called the cops. That's coming up on a minimum of 2 grands worth of vandalism/destruction of property. Zero excuse or reason for it.

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BB_Skylar 21

Nothing could justify that, but WHY?? Was it an act of solidarity, "if i quit nicotine by husband should quit gaming!" or was she mad at you, and she decided to hit you where it really hurt? Jokes on her you're gonna buy new ones now anyway. I would really try marriage counseling. i could never get over something like that without harboring at least a little resentment.

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mike3775 36

Counseling isn’t going to help. Destroying his stuff crosses a line that never should be crossed. I could never stay with anyone who destroyed my stuff like that

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