Intimacy: Technicality - FML

Technicality

By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 14:24 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

marcelmg 10

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Must be catholic. Can't cope with sinners, but can be sinners.

randomguy76 14

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:44

Dodged a HUGE bullet.

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ScaredyPoots 6

Monday 29 June 2015 18:23

Good thing you don't have to date an idiot anymore

funinthesun242 9

Saturday 19 September 2015 13:10

Did you take her virginity too?

megnifique 14

Saturday 21 May 2016 9:21

Doesn't matter, had sex! <3

dihannasaurus 9

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:06

hah. catholics.

JesusFreak72414 2

Saturday 9 July 2016 3:40

Just like Jesus said "You hypocrite!" is what I say about her!

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