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    By FML Videos - 14/09/2018 19:30

    He's trying so hard too...
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    Charlie Given 26
    Friday 14 September 2018 21:26

    Umm WOW is he stupid

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    Dave_Davington 33
    Saturday 15 September 2018 17:06

    Either he's stupid or everyone else is stupid.

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    Charlie Given 26
    Friday 14 September 2018 21:26

    Umm WOW is he stupid

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    Dave_Davington 33
    Saturday 15 September 2018 17:06

    Either he's stupid or everyone else is stupid.

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    wanted_2_want 40
    Friday 21 September 2018 3:07

    A very accurate example of how most politicians help their citizens.

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