Miscellaneous: Tasty treat

Tasty treat

By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 949

You deserved it 1 370

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Same thing different taste

By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 89 250

You deserved it 4 337

Crunchy

By Anonymous - 26/04/2025 22:00 - United States - Benson

Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 369

You deserved it 141

Worst teeth in the game

By Anonymous - 02/04/2025 12:00 - Australia

Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 345

You deserved it 83

Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 763

You deserved it 254

Masterchef 2020

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 994

You deserved it 68

By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 738

You deserved it 9 599

Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 935

You deserved it 162

Pizza mystery

By Pick out the picks - 24/09/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, I picked out a toothpick from a pizza. This is not the first time I've had to do this. It is also not the first time that I didn't see it until less than a second before I bit down on the piece with the toothpick embedded in it. Looks like there's a toothpick assassin on the loose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 888

You deserved it 135

Jaws

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 417

You deserved it 111

By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 510

You deserved it 791

tigerisabelle 31

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:42

I hate to be an American stereotype, but I would sue. That shit's nasty and dangerous

teacupofsunshine 29

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:40

Put it under your pillow and trick the tooth fairy! super gross though. I just hate the feeling of biting on something unexpectingly hard.

Comments

dadoffour 14

Tuesday 19 April 2016 13:55

What in tarnation is an onion bagel? Sounds nasty.

PhoenixChick 26

Tuesday 19 April 2016 14:12

Heretic. Onion bagels are delicious savory rings of heaven, given to us by the same god that graced the earth with Funyuns and sour cream and onion flavored dips and chips.

Nickimariek 20

Tuesday 19 April 2016 16:37

now I never want bagels anymore

vikky538 28

Tuesday 19 April 2016 17:24

I saw your country in FML post and i chuckled as it reads hungry sometimes.

Kkarlson 2

Tuesday 19 April 2016 17:30

That happened to me a few years ago. Was eating a chocolate cake, was delicious..minus the tooth inside that did not come from my mouth.

BillysBurgers 5

Tuesday 19 April 2016 19:26

How the hell does human teeth keep ending up in our food? O_o

Desiree_lianne 16

Tuesday 19 April 2016 20:17

this needs a follow-up.

anarchymaniac 22

Tuesday 19 April 2016 20:54

Sue them.

Mooglefox 23

Tuesday 19 April 2016 22:15

Maybe it was a prize...

novdestiny 23

Tuesday 19 April 2016 23:38

Why would anyone mark that as YDI?

angelrae1863 1

Tuesday 19 April 2016 23:41

OMG... That's just plain nasty. I would definitely be suing someone and going to the doctor and get any & all antibiotics they can give you. I feel horrible for you!!! Well, I guess now you know your day can only get better from that experience!!! Good luck.?