Sex and Intimacy: Survivor!

Survivor!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2013 16:16 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML

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Comments

catharsis5 9

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:47

I know a guy who blasted "I just had sex" while his roommate is with his girlfriend.

Ryodin 11

Wednesday 19 June 2013 15:27

That, I think, had great intentions. And your girlfriend almost went for it, she just couldn't stop laughing. IF you'd gotten to finish with her I'd say give him a high-five; but it did ruin your _first time_ with her so he owes you big.