Money and Love: Supportive

Supportive

By katerina - 29/11/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents talking about me and discussing how I've never had a boyfriend. My mum laughed that maybe they should pay someone to go out with me, and my dad replied, "Heh, not enough money in the world." FML

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Dallasluver19 14

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:02

Nice parents you got there. You should prove them wrong.

plagiarismo 16

Saturday 30 November 2013 2:04

Can I, like, buy you some new parents?

Comments

ariellove1992 8

Saturday 30 November 2013 20:07

I would of came in and said, " I charge a minimum $100 for a night"

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 1 December 2013 0:22

When you do get a boyfriend one day, don't introduce him to your parents. Who knows what asshole thing they might say.

caver1 14

Sunday 1 December 2013 2:44

I need a girlfriend

RedDragonx32 8

Sunday 1 December 2013 4:53

Sorry OP. I'm sure they were only joking but yes that's really mean of them. Don't worry about what anybody has to say. It's your life not theirs. U will find someone.