Family, Weird and Awkward: Stop talking, stop talking now

Stop talking, stop talking now

By Anonymous - 03/08/2022 18:00

Today, I abandoned my wife at a family party when her sister's husband cornered me and began telling me about his amputee fetish. FML

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AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 3 August 2022 18:39

Completely understandable

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 August 2022 20:27

Did you abandon her to hear the amputee fetish rant or to escape it? It's not so clear.

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AzraelAngelus 15

Wednesday 3 August 2022 18:39

Completely understandable

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 3 August 2022 20:27

Did you abandon her to hear the amputee fetish rant or to escape it? It's not so clear.

spinningrecords 14

Wednesday 3 August 2022 21:39

Is your wife an amputee?

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 3 August 2022 23:42

Sounds like the right move!

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