Love and Annoying: STOP. IT. NOW.

STOP. IT. NOW.

By Anonymous - 01/09/2021 22:01

Today, it's been four days since I told my husband how much I dislike the term "baby mama". It's also been four days since he started calling me "my baby mama". We don't even have kids. FML

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Major Ahull 3

Thursday 2 September 2021 2:59

Stop making baby mama drama.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 September 2021 1:29

It doesn't make your panties moist, Baby Mama?

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Vesi 29

Wednesday 1 September 2021 22:05

Sounds like you married one. I'm sorry. =(

1known 30

Thursday 2 September 2021 0:52

Maybe he does have one.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 September 2021 1:29

It doesn't make your panties moist, Baby Mama?

Major Ahull 3

Thursday 2 September 2021 2:59

Stop making baby mama drama.

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