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By WhosGoingToCleanThisUp - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter taught me the literal meaning of "When the shit hits the fan." FML

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Saturday 27 February 2016 2:02

Just waiting for all those crappy puns to appear

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Saturday 27 February 2016 2:01

Have fun cleaning that up!

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starsinthenight 7

Friday 4 March 2016 23:46

Am I the only one that thought of a bathroom fan when OP mentioned the fan?

I_am_TheSixth 15

Saturday 5 March 2016 14:06

these fans are pretty shitty

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