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Soiled

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 22:00

Today, I learned what the phrase "Never trust a far", is all about. I spent several minutes trying to wash my filthy underwear in the sink. FML

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Never trust a fart or autocorrect either… Words to live by.

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what!? people shit themselves? i thought you were’t supposed to trust a fart because it might not be silent.

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Chazzster 29

Saturday 11 February 2023 23:00

Never trust a fart or autocorrect either… Words to live by.

metroido 17

Sunday 12 February 2023 22:24

what!? people shit themselves? i thought you were’t supposed to trust a fart because it might not be silent.

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