Embarrassing, Awkward, Dating and Public freakouts: So, about Valentine's…

So, about Valentine's…

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 16:00 - United States - Sheppton

Today, I witnessed a drunk woman going on a manic, unhinged rant about her vagina. It would’ve been funny if she wasn’t my blind date. The worst part is that we were at my favorite restaurant, and I can probably never show my face there again. FML

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Chazzster 29

Saturday 18 February 2023 0:58

Just go back to your favorite restaurant without the nut job and all will be OK.

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Do you have a Youtube link for us?

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Friday 17 February 2023 23:21

Do you have a Youtube link for us?

Yudith 25

Saturday 18 February 2023 19:29

Just check "The ****** Monologue". It's a great show.

Chazzster 29

Saturday 18 February 2023 0:58

Just go back to your favorite restaurant without the nut job and all will be OK.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 February 2023 5:12

Quite the opposite! You're probably a hero there! When you walk in, they'll greet you by name in unison, like Norm in "Cheers!" They'll probably ask you, "Hey, what ever happened to Pussy Galore?" Free desserts forever!