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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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Friday 30 August 2024 23:43

Going through that, I hope it was a really important text!

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Wadlaen 23

Friday 30 August 2024 23:43

Going through that, I hope it was a really important text!

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