Cheating and Love: Sketchy

Sketchy

By Wolf - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

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Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 13:51

This one can be taken two ways. 1. He's a cheater 2. Something bad happened in his friends life Hard to know everything

derekjeter92 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:44

calm down #6.... wow

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cheesy2777 18

Sunday 10 April 2016 21:33

Well of course, thinking of texting you. Duh

AmbrosiaFan 18

Thursday 1 August 2019 15:13

Doesn't really mean anything horrible... sure it COULD, doesn't mean it DID.

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Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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Today, I was eating at my aunt's place with all my cousins and the salad had little green and alive bugs. I didn't want to cause attention, so I tried to pick some off and just kept eating. FML

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Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML

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Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML

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