Kids, Health and Skateboarding: SK8 OR DIE

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 09/01/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to be the cool older cousin by teaching my nephew how to skateboard. He’s now doing tricks, and I’m sitting on the sidewalk with a sprained ankle because I haven't skated since the Bush administration. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 02:00 - United States - Midland

Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML

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Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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By That Dumbass Friend - 28/07/2025 12:00 - United States - Newport

Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML

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Even Tony Hawk knows when to stop!

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Saturday 11 January 2025 20:21

Looks like the student surpassed the master, which means said master was a good one.

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GoogieWithers 23

Friday 10 January 2025 18:59

Even Tony Hawk knows when to stop!

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Saturday 11 January 2025 20:21

Looks like the student surpassed the master, which means said master was a good one.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 12 January 2025 3:56

Sr. or Jr.?

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