Fight, Cops and Miscellaneous: Serious talk - FML

Serious talk

By OhMyWhitney - 20/02/2012 07:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

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justmethough 8

Monday 20 February 2012 16:03

You have to accept it, she will not always love you.

Enslaved 36

Monday 20 February 2012 16:06

I can't listen to anyone talk about Whitney Houston without someone saying "She was fine, until she married that low life Bobby Brown. Blah blah blah" Damn! She was a grown ass woman, she ****** up her life on her own!!! Call the cops!

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nightwolf86 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:10

Whitney Huston was nothing more than a second rate singer

hilary56 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:21

Frkn idiot

natebart88 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:09

so who won the debate

wellthatsukx 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:57

You're both idiots...

NEredneck 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:25

Whitney deserved to die, druggie dumb ass. People die all the time, get over it boo hoo. I'm not losing any sleep, if you are that's pathetic and sad.

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