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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her, "Get the fuck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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illmatic2 16

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:58

That's what you get for being rude.

Privations_fml 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 0:00

Even if she were stepping on your skis, she probably would have been doing it by accident. No reason to be so bitchy about it.

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elmatador615 12

Sunday 15 December 2013 17:13

[slaps self in face]

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