First Dates and Love: Running late

Running late

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML

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Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

Why would you wait TWO hrs before calling?

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Saturday 11 September 2010 12:20

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Comments

JABabY 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 17:54

Wow that's sad, but funny lol

TheZarola 10

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:21

Total YDI. Why would you wait 2 hours, anyway?

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:39

Two hours was too much time to waste on this guy. Half an hour was plenty. But he's too narcissistic. Better you should lose him now.

like_its_ya_bday 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 18:44

next time don't date lazy guys?

Lindzer 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 19:20

I completely question your taste in dudes.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:56

AM/PM issue? That's why I go by a 24-hour clock. Everyone keeps telling me "It's 7 at night; you're not in the military, anymore!" And shit like this happens. Dump the jerk. You don't need him, OP

banananut 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 21:31

who dresses super nicely to go on a date these days? i don't think people are any more attracted to you if you're wearing a dress rather than jeans and a cute top. besides, every guy i know says girls are hotter when they're wearing sweats or something.