Runaway Truck By FML Videos - 30/11/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Excuse me, coming through! I agree, your life sucks 297 You deserved it 98 Share Tweet Share
Today, I decided to bake chocolate wafers. I rolled the dark brown dough into a log, when my senile grandmother walked in. She saw it and started screaming that I was playing with shit, then threw a bottle at me. I had to throw the dough away because it was full of broken glass. FML I agree, your life sucks 482 You deserved it 84
Today, I wrote an email for a job offer. I checked it, double-checked it, triple-checked it, and then sent it. It's only THEN that I realised my CV wasn't attached. FML I agree, your life sucks 744 You deserved it 406
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 343 You deserved it 4 732
Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 576 You deserved it 3 863
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 649 You deserved it 60 516
Today, after 6 months away, I came home to find out my mom has essentially untrained my dog by spoiling him rotten. She has, however, taught him to fart on command. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 210 You deserved it 1 209
I HOPE it was the sound of the tires screeching as it was being pushed down the road 0.0
Euuh... Is it me or did I hear chilling screams ? I hope no one was in the black car.