Intimacy, Sex and Weird: Roll with it

Roll with it

By Anonymous - 02/07/2023 05:00 - United States - Ballwin

Today, my new girlfriend and I finally did the deed. I also realized today that I have a strange kink. An outie belly button. FML

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Today, I learned that a innie belly button does not clean itself. I can't begin to describe the horrors I found, after using tweezers to get thirty years worth of "contents" out from inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 08:30 - Netherlands

Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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By moerae - 03/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML

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Studious_Gluteus 19

Sunday 2 July 2023 22:49

I don't understand. What's the problem here?

poopface82 23

Sunday 2 July 2023 13:51

You like what you like. Just be glad it’s an outie belly button and not some bizarre fetish shit.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 2 July 2023 13:32

It probably means you secretly want dick. It's ok -- things have been getting better for you people lately.

poopface82 23

Sunday 2 July 2023 13:51

You like what you like. Just be glad it’s an outie belly button and not some bizarre fetish shit.

Studious_Gluteus 19

Sunday 2 July 2023 22:49

I don't understand. What's the problem here?

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