Risky business

By Bruisebutt - 01/12/2025 20:00

Today, after my husband whipped my ass with a belt the night before (consensual S&M sex, not abuse), I had to go to work and sit on a hard metal chair for eight hours. FML

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For some people, that's half the fun. If that's not you, you can have him calibrate it so it doesn't hurt afterward.

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sirrubberduckie 36

Tuesday 2 December 2025 5:44

For some people, that's half the fun. If that's not you, you can have him calibrate it so it doesn't hurt afterward.

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Saturday 6 December 2025 3:57

Hindsight is 20/20.

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