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Revenge is sweet

Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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Not now!

Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Lauren - 20/08/2012 03:53 - United States - New Market

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

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LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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Believe her next time

KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML

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TMI, mom

Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Berkeley Springs

Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML

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I've known for ages

Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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A mother's love…

Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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Sunday 13 October 2013 2:08

Welp, now you're both leaking.

Welshite 39

Sunday 13 October 2013 2:11

You would think people would know better by now: don't ever accuse a woman being on her period; EVER.

Callilah 13

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:36

Well now you know not to say a word to your mom while she's on her period or menopause who knows0.0

anniemeece 23

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:38

"Couldn't help" yourself? You obviously need to work on your self control.

bananawatson 1

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:39

umm your mom seems psycho.. wtf.

Cluricaun 5

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:46

that's some funny shit

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:51

Yes, bc girls never have bad days. Ever. So when we do it's assholes like you, who have to be ignorant and just assume we're on our periods. ugh. ydi, buddy

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Sunday 13 October 2013 4:51

YDI, you idiot. Never **** with a woman on her period.

Ambient25 24

Sunday 13 October 2013 4:52

"wow" is my response to your comment. And "fuckface", that's cute. I'll have to remember that when you comment on the next FML as "oh no".

Birdjr1995 5

Sunday 13 October 2013 5:00

That is the most well crafted act of revenge I have ever heard of.

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Sunday 13 October 2013 5:01

Don't ever accuse a woman of being on her period. If you're wrong, you'll be in trouble. If you're right, you'll be in even bigger trouble.

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Sunday 13 October 2013 5:05

In my opinion, YDI. Us women HATE when people say we must be on our period when we have a bad mood. That's not going to make it any better especially if the woman is on her period.