Money, Annoying and Scams: Repent!

Repent!

By Gimmme - 11/01/2025 09:00 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I thought I saw a $100 bill in the bushes. It was, in fact, just a cleverly folded pamphlet for some church or something. I spent 10 minutes digging through leaves for nothing. FML

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Yudith 25

Saturday 11 January 2025 20:14

Thank you for throwing this worthless piece of paper in the recycling, or at least, the trash!

Ideal_Needle 19

Saturday 11 January 2025 11:14

That sucks, religion is the root of all evil.

Comments

Ideal_Needle 19

Saturday 11 January 2025 11:14

That sucks, religion is the root of all evil.

d j mom 9

Saturday 11 January 2025 14:22

I'd have tried to get it too. I'm religious but I can't stand Bible thumpers.

poopface82 23

Saturday 11 January 2025 19:11

Probably left as a tip on Sunday afternoon.

Yudith 25

Saturday 11 January 2025 20:14

Thank you for throwing this worthless piece of paper in the recycling, or at least, the trash!

JasonThorn 20

Monday 13 January 2025 13:23

As a Christian, I deplore those things. Christians use them to deceive people, which is completely counter to their faith.

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