Money: Rave on

Rave on

By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Saturday 14 November 2009 17:44

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Comments

Erindub 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 19:55

What a douche nozzle

td2 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:06

I swear idiots on this site obsess with people posting first. I've been to many many forums where people obsess with doing it and everyone ignores it. Seems to be a lot less common when half the site doesn't let it get to them.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:20

Amendments to the Constitution of the United States *message deleted*

Dickman16 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:21

ydi...cus I bet ur ugly .!!! hahaha

liveBabylon 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:34

Annnd this is why u wear pants with a hard to get in pocket. :)

Kingdutch 3

Saturday 14 November 2009 20:45

you do realise that if I were to type "I think four straight lines suck" That my msg would get deleted cuz I have the letters "f", "i", "r", "s", "t" in it?