Hospital and Kids: Quiet

Quiet

By Anonymous - 07/08/2011 01:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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Comments

lh2014 7

Monday 22 August 2011 19:02

what does this say about your parenting skills?!?!?!?!?!?

leilei614 11

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:20

SO what you're saying is that someone that spends a lot of time around your child is rude and obnoxious? Kids learn from watching adults. I hope that you corrected her after the fact that her behavior was rude and hurtful.