Intimacy Pussy power - FML

Pussy power

Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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Anonymous - 26/05/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML

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Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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coolcat10156 - 08/07/2015 07:04 - United States - Keller

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML

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Waxing pubical

Anonymous - 10/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML

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Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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Beauty standards

Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 25 February 2013 23:15

Thank you, OP, for making a pussy reference in the FML. It spared us from a half a dozen bad ones in the comments.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Monday 25 February 2013 23:10

Full or Brazillian?

shadow7x 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:49

oh man, that's hilarious

akiahara 14

Tuesday 26 February 2013 2:45

Did you seriously wax your cat instead of cutting the strip out? That's just cruel...

Xalandra 17

Tuesday 26 February 2013 8:19

^Exactly my point!

outoftown 26

Tuesday 26 February 2013 2:55

On the bright side, the cat may be less likey to jump on the counter. At least that counter.

broncos67 9

Tuesday 26 February 2013 3:11

Just shave next time?

Ziggy122 15

Tuesday 26 February 2013 3:13

I'm sorry, but the wording of this scenario is ******* hilarious.

missfrenchie 11

Tuesday 26 February 2013 3:17

The poor cat! Didn't you have baby oil in you house? Baby oil turns the wax 'soft' so that the wax would slide off easily

katiebugs22 4

Tuesday 26 February 2013 3:39

soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of... nope :D

kyletk 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 3:50

Oh wow that play on words got me laughing pretty good. great fml, poor pussycat...

Sodapop40 21

Tuesday 26 February 2013 6:06

I would sleep with one eye open

foxykz 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 7:22

revenger of the cat?

ethereana 2

Tuesday 26 February 2013 6:44

seems like the cat might actually get your toungh eh? but that sucks alot though for you and your cat (mostly the cat)

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