Pushed it too far - FML

Pushed it too far

By It was clean at least - 17/12/2025 20:00

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Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML

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