Clothes, Laundry, Divorce and Parents: Priorities

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 12:00

Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML

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Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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Monday 31 July 2023 12:04

Answer: You

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Monday 31 July 2023 12:36

Guess you will finally grow up and learn how to do your own laundry.

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