Death and Miscellaneous: Precious memories

Precious memories

By Mangler - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was, "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:02

this does suck

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Now he smells, too!

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Thursday 29 November 2012 7:46

That's sad/funny at the same time XD

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