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Poop chute

By Anonymous - 04/01/2026 03:00

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Today, after her shower, my wife bent over naked in front of me so I went to dive in face-first, and she farted in my face for laughs. The thing is I physically saw some pieces of shit fly out and land on my shoe, and this was after her shower when she should have been clean as a whistle. FML

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TomeDr 24

Monday 5 January 2026 12:34

How does showering clean out her poop? Pooping and cleaning her skin are two very different things.

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TomeDr 24

Monday 5 January 2026 12:34

How does showering clean out her poop? Pooping and cleaning her skin are two very different things.

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