Love, Travel, Relatable and Awkward: Pleased to see you too

Pleased to see you too

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML

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Niniva 8

Saturday 14 May 2022 3:20

I hope she feels that being with you is time alone.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 May 2022 17:30

I guess she didn't get a lot of alone time on her "business trip." I'm thinking there was some funny business going on, don't you?

Niniva 8

Saturday 14 May 2022 3:20

I hope she feels that being with you is time alone.

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