Intimacy Pleased to see me?

Pleased to see me?

kappaomicron - 19/01/2010 23:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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Let it all dangle

Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Tinker-Bell - 21/11/2008 03:41 - France

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I'd heard him in the hall, I yelled out, "Come on, don't be shy, bring your dick back in here right now!" A voice then replied, "He's gone out to get some bread." It was my mother-in-law. FML

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A good yanking

Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML

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Just a question

Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2020 10:07

Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML

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mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

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hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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yakturk43 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:19

win for saying wankerstick lol

bhangu023 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:26

ahaha u shud of been like i'm givin it som morning fresh air

matineesuxxx 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:26

@20 exactly..

firecopy 6

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:34

at least it was only your wanker stick. she could have saw your penis! (sarcasm)

monkeyman5995 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:40

happend to me once and I didn't talk to my MOTHER for a week hahaha wicked weird!!!!!

Sunnytweet79 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:42

YDI get sum new boxers !!!

KingRDZ 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 1:46

u should of said "yeah I know"

epoh_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:00

um yeah. throw on some pajama pants. it's really not that hard.

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Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:11

[spring clean]

marc_with_a_c 3

Wednesday 20 January 2010 2:01

I call fake on this.. how could you not know it was hanging out? seriously.. it's easy to feel.. unless you're used to walking around with it poking out, then you're an idiot..