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Pleased to meet you

By Mr_Yato - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

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Still not calling it X

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Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML

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Jonclee 8

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:34

Or maybe you've been ignoring her and she's been introducing herself again and again because she likes you (and she's super shy to say anything else)? Just a possibility

feven 32

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:30

Or does she just have a really bad memory?

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tvshowsarebomb 2

Tuesday 26 January 2016 3:34

maybe she likes you. girls are confusing as shit sometimes.

ninithel 21

Tuesday 16 February 2016 8:18

or She wants you to notice her.

LiliK_fml 21

Tuesday 5 April 2016 15:38

Maybe she has issues with her memory?

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 15 April 2018 10:44

Huh. Guys does anyone else just see a blank screen for this FML? It's like invisable or something...

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Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

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Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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